Onjani umfoti onesiphithiphithi, i-paparazzi ekhohlakeleyo. Yangena nge balcony yaphantse yafaka ilens kwimpundu yentshontsho. Kwaye ulele apho ecinga, "Kutheni umyeni wam engathethi? Mhlawumbi yi-prank. Kwaye umyeni ucinga into efanayo ngaye, kwaye uqala ukuphosa eesileni ngakumbi! Kwaye yile ndlela bafumana ngayo isibini kwi-roll. Shit, kufuneka sivale iikhethini!
Ikaka engcwele, yimpundu leyo! Ungafaka iidikhi ezimbini apho, hayi idick nje! Eli ntshontsho liyayazi indlela yokwenza abaphulaphuli bahambe. Ngalo lonke ixesha xa ejula, kukudutyulwa kwedlozi elisuka kumjongi osemva kwemonitha. Amakhulu namawaka ee-studs abukele olu sasazo. Mna ngokwam ndibeke iibhola zam kwidick yam kwaye ndicela ukukhutshelwa kwimpundu yelihule. Kwaye unomzimba omkhulu, naye! Ndingathanda ukukhotha imilebe yakhe phakathi kwemilenze yakhe. Yiloo nto ethetha ngayo ukufumana amabhabhathane esiswini sakho xa uDick wakho ufika kwi-ribcage yakhe!
♪ Iinjakazi, fuck 'em ♪